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“The perfect Seat In the House”
I am not one to couch my comments, so I’ll come right out and say that I would be a couch potato if my wife, Sue, let me eat potatoes on the couch. Sadly, I can now not eat, sleep, drink beer, watch football, get thrown up on by our kids or do anything on the very best couch we ever had because it has gone to what I assume is, appropriately, its eternal rest.
This couch had great sentimental value because it was our first major piece of furniture, a brown, beige and gold work of upholstered craftsmanship dating back to 1978, when Sue and i got married.
The couch was also called the sofa because I might relax on it while I should have been doing household chores and would say to Sue, “Sofa, so good,” to which she would reply, “Maybe you’d wish to sleep on it tonight.”
It was almost as comfortable as our bed, though with slightly less legroom. It also was durable enough to withstand the worst kind of abuse, akin to spills (beer, soda, baby formula) and soils (from our daughters, Katie and Lauren, before they were potty trained). The messes were easily wiped away because the couch was product of some super-resistant, possibly bulletproof material that didn’t, unfortunately, repel cat and dog hair.
The couch was a repository for food — pretzels, popcorn and, after all, potato chips — that had been dropped between the cushions. A yearly cleaning could have produced enough nourishment to feed Luxembourg.
I often munched away on the couch because it was my ringside seat for televised sporting events. I parked myself there for Super Bowl clashes, World Series showdowns, Stanley Cup contests and March Madness matchups. When a big game wasn’t on, I’d watch something intellectual, like the Three Stooges.
The couch will go down in posterity, if not prosperity, as the positioning of an infamous photo taken one Halloween after i dressed up as Groucho Marx and our next-door neighbor, Frank, dressed up as a lady of the evening, complete with a wig, lipstick, stockings and a padded dress. I need to say, he looked pretty good. We sat next to each other on the couch as Sue took our picture. If it ever turns up, I could lose thousands of dollars in blackmail money.
The best couch photo of all time did turn up recently when human hair wigs for sale on ebay Katie’s husband, Dave, posted an old shot of the ladies on Facebook. Katie, who was about 3 years old, was sitting on the couch with two Strawberry Shortcake dolls and a box of Cheerios; Lauren, who was 1, was leaning against the couch, sucking her thumb. Under the photo was the announcement that, since Katie and Dave were moving, the couch was on the market.
Katie had taken possession of it nine years ago, when she graduated from college and had moved into the apartment that she and Dave were now vacating.
Sue and I would have taken back the couch, human hair wigs for sale on ebay which nobody bought, but we’re empty nesters within the sense that our kids may have moved out, but a number of their stuff is still with us, which implies the nest is not empty in any respect.
We recently spent the weekend with Katie and Dave as they got ready to maneuver. For 2 nights, Sue slept on the couch. “I had two of one of the best nights’ sleep of my life on that dumb couch,” she said.
That morning, Dave and i carried it to the curb, where it was claimed by the garbageman. Maybe he took it home, but more likely it went to the dump and was crushed to kindling.
Farewell, old couch. Rest in pieces.
Stamford Advocate columnist Jerry Zezima is the author of “Leave It to Boomer.” Visit his blog: www.jerryzezima.blogspot.com. Email: JerryZ111@optonline.net.
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